Saltine Christmas Bark
This Saltine Christmas Bark is the perfect holiday treat made in mere minutes. You get the best of both world’s, sweet and salty plus a crunch from the Saltine cracker base! It starts with crushed peppermint candy (my favorite), or pecans, then a layer of creamy chocolate leading into the slightly chewy toffee which all sets up on a crunchy saltine cracker! Oh my goodness, bring it on!
The fun part about making this Saltine Christmas Bark is breaking up this giant slab of goodness into randon size pieces. You kind of feel like an artist deciding how big and even the shape of the final outcome! Plate them up and voilà your masterpiece. These also make great holiday gift’s that you can fancy up in decorative celophane candy bags with ribbon.
Let your holiday Saltine Christmas Bark making be extra special with my Bolognese Sauce, a scrumptious recipe I developed thru inspiration from a favorite pasta dish where I went to college in Urbino, Italy. If you’re now thinking Italian you should try my chicken Piccata, a savory white wine, capers and mushroom sauce that’s delectable. Maybe Lobster Mac N’ Cheese is more your style! Or you could be looking for a “Steak-House” Creamed Spinach that pairs up nicely with steak or fish! Since we are so close to the holidays what better time to make the most amazing chocolate pecan pie ever!





Ingredients:
- 2 pkgs saltine
- 1 cup butter – 2 sticks
- 1 cup light brown sugar
- 2 cups “mini” semi-sweet chocolate chips (if you can’t get “mini” the regular size is fine)
- 5 pepermint candies – finely crush peppermnt candy in a Ziplock with a rolling pin – My Favorite!
- 1 cup finely chopped pecans, walnuts, m&m’s, or …what ever you want to sprinkle onto the melted chocolate chips
- Non-stick aluminum foil – regular foil works too!
- 12 x 17 Cookie tray
Directions:
- Pre-heat oven to 400º
- Cover cookie tray with aluminum foil
- Arrange 48 crackers on your cookie tray, you may have to break or cut some in 1/2 to get to the edges
- Chop up pecans, walnuts or macadamia nuts and set aside
- Put candy canes in a ZipLock baggie, cover with a dish towel and give a few hits from your rolling pin to crush the candy to small and powder-like pieces, set aside
- Over medium – Med/high heat add 1 cup light brown sugar and 1 cup butter to a deep sauce pan
- Stir in the beginning ONLY to combine then leave it alone
- Bring to a boil and TURN DOWN to medium and let boil 3 MINUTES
- Immediately pour over laid out saltine crackers and spread the toffee with an offset spatula so it covers every saltine
- Then pop into oven for 5 minutes
- Take out and the toffee will be bubbly, IMMEDIATELY pour “mini” semi-sweet chocolate chips all over the top (if you can’t get “mini” the regular works just as well)
- Let the chips sit for about 5 minutes to soften up
- Using your offset spatula spread the softened chocolate chips covering all the toffee
- Immeduiately after spreading chocolate take your crushed candy cane and nuts and begin to sprinkle over the wet chocolate
- NOTE: You want to sprinkle toppings BEFORE the chocolate sets so it STICKS to the top
- Pop the whole cookie tray into the fridge for 45 minutes – 1 hour to set OR freezer for 20-25 minutes if you are in a rush
- Take out of fridge, remove foil and begin to break up the saltine Christmas bark into what ever size you like…mangia mangia!
Drunk blondies are a dessert that will have you and your guest’s reminiscing for days! These drunk blondies are a buttery, chewy cookie bar made with bourbon, butter, toasted coconut, pecans and semi-sweet chocolate chips…could it get any better then that! They get even more decadent when you serve them with vanilla ice cream, homemade bourbon caramel sauce, whipped cream and extra toasted coconut to top it off. In fact, I wouldn’t serve them any other way. You will feel like you are in dessert ecstasy!




Barbara’s homemade chocolate pecan pie is like nothing you’ve had before. Not only do you get that gooey texture with a hint of nutty caramel because it’s a pecan pie but a chocolaty finish slides right on in and makes you say wow! Gooey, nutty, caramel, chocolate …need I say MORE? In fact, it is plenty chocolaty so if you wanted to nibble on those “special dark” Hershey’s chocolate chips while you are making the pie feel free it wouldn’t make the pie any less delicious.
This truly is a labor of love for Barbara and I’m very grateful to have become a part of this amazing tradition and see first hand how inspirational she is. You can see for yourself and hear some of the extremely funny stories that go along with Barbara’s pie making in my “Homemade Chocolate Pecan Pie Show” above. I hope you enjoy the show and now you too can make this
homemade chocolate pecan pie part of your family tradition. If you have the time and are only making a pie or two you can check out my 






